Meet the Family

Who am I? A pessimistic optimist who goes through a life crisis every other week, I have no real talents like juggling or doing slam poetry, I don't like to get my hands dirty, I have lots of ideas but no motivation to follow through and I try out new expensive hobbies that consume my life until I get bored and then I move on to the next crazy scheme. And I also like puppies, cupcakes, and rainbows. So what man can handle all of this? This lucky one named Jon. He tricked me into dating him but he didn't know what he got himself into by asking me out on a date. Jokes on him, because he didn't know it was a full time job dating the likes of me! But he was up for the challenge and now we're married. Sucker.



And so began the start of our family. After we got together, we got our first born, Peanut and then followed Humphrey. Peanut is actually the big white and black dog, who loves to sunbathe and eat, but she can't watch tv because she gets riled up by seeing animals on shows. Humphrey is the chow/corgie mix or as I like to call the chowgie. He likes to sleep under our bed and is a very happy dog, but he wasn't too happy the day I got him shaved like a lion. But lucky for him, his hair grew out and he no longer sports the mane.

I once said to Jon that Peanut is the sunshine in my day and Humphrey, the twinkle in my eye. He, in turn, said "What am I? The stain on your butt?" in which I replied "Yes, you are the skidmark in my undies." And then I laughed and laughed but he didn't seem to think it was THAT funny. So just to clear it up, he is no skidmark but the love of my life who supports my ideas and makes me coffee every morning, plus he's a cutie. I think I'll keep him.